THE WEEK THAT WAS: Mwingi Political Pundit Kyale Dissects Kalonzo Yatta Rendezvous This Week

BY PATRICK KIMANZI, Editor

TRANSCRIPTION : BY KYALE

The annual muvisi matuu home goat eating came late, No it was not late, it was urgently planned for Kitui, masaku and Makueni politics modus operandi....read on....

But why was the meeting called, the political message, the effects....
But to understand these, we need to analyse the key meeting players perse....

 *(1)Hon Kalonzo wa Musyoka aka Muvisi*

The cunning, suave and cool fatal Tseikuru son called this meeting to *speak* to the three renegade Kamba Governors, Mutua, Kivutha and Ngilu.... That, am unhappy with you, and have come for you, mundu ku mundu, luyha dialect literally speaking. Mutua and kivutha are safe, they are on their last term in office, Governor Ngilu is in precarious political situation, she is endangered...muvisi is/was visibly hangry, he might revenge, Governor Ngilu be ready....

 *(2)Hon Muthama, former senator, Machakos*

Muthama came to pass two messages... One from, muvisi that he will finish Governor Ngilu for betrayal and tell Kamba Nation, the house of Mumbi has chosen muvisi. He shared a car ride with murathi, to sent the message home.... He did it perfectly well, he scored big time...

 *(3)Hon Mulyungi aka *Tsunami,aka Kisithe*

Kisithe was brief, calculated,.... He carried muvisi message.... Governor Ngilu change, if u don't, we(i) ready for your seat. Make no mistake, Hon Master is Muvisi rouble rouser and political water tester, ignore his sentiments at your own shauri...

 *(4)Hon Senator Kiio*
The Kitui senator was candid, though unaudible but composed, the 2022 wiper party governor seat heir apparent mhesh was daring, tough and raring to go... Against muvisi detractors,..... The kyondoni born Kitui senator might be carrying muvisi secret dossiers.... Ignore him at your loss... Be warned..

 *(5)Hon Nimrod aka Hon mbaya mbaya*

It took me some time to listen and repeat the audios of this matia born, Machakos PR trained and hardened, and a astute former Hon late Nyenze student to get his political message. In the matuu meeting, he stole the show. His presence was suprise even to wiper fraternity. Muvisi made some favorable statements about him. Note somewhere.... If he won't vie for governor seat 2022,he will be in Muvisi, wiper brigade, make no mistake. Dalili ya mvua ni matope

 *(6)Former governor Malombe*

The Ithiiani born urban planning Dr was present. He initially received standing ovation from members present. Though his public speaking antecedotes needs serious polishing, he wasted a valuable opportunity to hit, the sitting governor. In his characteristics version, he reffered to his competitors as... Hao wengine... You will need to note, if he changes his adaptation to advice and public speaking, he can pull a suprise. Some Ndee areas are missing him, courtesy of my Ndee trusted political moles. He might need,political number marking....

 *(7)Hon Charles Nguna, mp Mwingi west(CNN) and Hon Malili mp Mwingi North*

Hon CNN is unhappy with Hon Kuvasila frequent sojourns in Kitui West. He was daring, glaring and rough, he was spoilt for political war.... Kwenze Kwenze, tighten your belts, it's gonna be messy, and rough going forward... In mwingi west. Hon malili is just enjoying being Kamba 2022 president mp, he is sipping his John mutembei pole pole....

 *Way forward*

⛔To governor Ngilu, i understand you are a seasoned political player, the war bells are on, towards your doorstep, do you still maintain,u must do political kcpe with kivutha and Mutua? If yes, jipange Sawa Sawa Munene......

⛔ *To wiper....*
Who is your Kitui County governor 2022 candidate? This might your secret card, but, note somewhere that you The sitting governor is a seasoned, cunning and suave political player, actually you might find her among the guests in *Koma 2 Kamba meeting* make no mistake. It's gonna be rough going forward politically......

This information is courtesy of your trusted...

Binoculars.....
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COUNTY PROFILES: Help End Kamba Music Piracy, Kaningo Boys Star Tells MP Mulyungi

By PATRICK KIMANZI, MPPRESS Editor

MWINGI: An upcoming Kamba benga musician and Kaningo Boyz Band Leader Mwenze Matei popularly known "Kitiku" is calling on Mwingi Central MP Hon. Gideon Mulyungi to help put measures in place towards ending music piracy in Kitui County.

Speaking in Mwingi after performing during MP Mulyungis 13,000 students bursary drive, Kaningo Boyz said most kamba musicians don't earn any stipends from the Music Copyright Society of Kenya (MCSK).


'We as benga musicians drawn from Mwingi Sub-County are humbly requesting our able MP, whose Manifesto includes uplifting youth and women, to start working in tandem with MCSK officers to end music piracy in mwingi and ensure we get the value from our music" said the artiste speaking to the MP Director of Communications Patrick Kimanzi at Mwingi Gardens last week.

The popular Kaningo Boyz Band has produced four albums including 'Ajali ya Kanginga, Thina Nduaa, Wlimwengu and Watho Wa Umau.

Appeals To Produce Ajali Ya Kanginga Commemorative Video

"Am also appealing to our able MP Mulyungi to help me produce a commemorative video to my popular audio Ajali Ya Kanginga whose audio a playing in all mejor radio stations across Ukambani" added Kitiku also known as "Rasta Mweenze"

COUNTY PROFILES: Munyoki Mwinzi Katonyi, Nominated Kyuso MCA, Wiper

By PATRIKCK KIMANZI,

 COUNTY PROFILES:

Munyoki Mwinzi Katonyi, Nominated Kyuso MCA, Wiper Editor

KITUI COUNTY ASSEMBLY

Mwingi Wiper Politician Ndumbuli Threatens To Sue Ngilu For Zero Projects In Larger Mwingi

By PATRICK KIMANZI, Editor

MWINGI- A Mwingi politician allied to former VP H.E Kalonzo Musyoka's Wiper party is threatening to sue Kitui Governor Charity Kaluki Ngilu, COUNTYPRESS has learnt.



WIPER WARRIORS: Politician Ndumbuli Mwikya Mailu at a past Wiper event in Mwingi. The Wiper stalwart wants to sue Kitui Governer for graft. PHOTO/PATRICK KIMANZI/WIPERPRESS

Vocal Wiper henchman and Mwingi politician Ndumbuli Mwikya Mailu -- the flamboyant self-styled Larger Mwingi Spokesman says he will b taking the embattled county boss to court for what he has termed as "acute plunder, mis-allocation of public resources and a systematic hate-driven marginalisation of the people living in the Larger Mwingi and adjoining areas"

"As a politician and a private citizen I can sue the Govenor and sanction Ngilu bloggers from abusing our Kingpin Kalonzo.

I can also present in court evidence that the Governor has carried zero projects in Larger Mwingi while in her favourite sub-counties, she poured millions" Ndumbuli told the WIPERPRESS Editor


Excerpts form WhatsApp Post 

I will be demanding an apology from H.E Governor Charity Kaluki Ngilu; there is no way his paid blogger can continue to manufacture negative blogs about HE VP Stephen Kalonzo Musyoka and expect us to sit and watch!!

This joke has come too far.If you surely think you don't need Larger Mwingi then keep your governship for Larger Kitui and let's larger Mwingi groom our to be Governor HE Gedion Mutemi Mulyungi!!

Leave our larger Mwingi sons HE  Stephen Kalonzo Musyoka and Hon Gedion Mutemi Mulyungi alone!!

Give us your agenda for larger Mwingi:

1: SEKU project stalled



2: Lack of water for Mwingi town as Kimwascooo is a dead and buried company

3:Build Mwingi Sub county offices after they were burnt they look like Gedi ruins and larger Mwingi has the largest revenue.

4:Governors office in Mwingi Town,when I helped during campaign you promised to build Governors office in Mwingi what happened?

5:Present a blue print for entire larger Mwingi and stop side shows of attacking our sons HE VP SK Musyoka and Hon Gedion Mulyungi

I will not not sit down and wait for insults to our dear sons.Up to you now.

Signed
Ndumbuli Mwikya Mailu
Larger Mwingi Spokesman

Do Not Pay Revenue Until Kitui Restores Services MCA Kilaa Tells Kaningo Traders

Don't Pay Revenue Until Kitui Restores Services, Kilaa Tells Kaningo Traders

TSEIKURU - Tseikuru Ward MCA Hon. Kilaa Kasina is urging traders operating in the derelict market of Kaningo to desist from paying revenue to Kitui until the CGoK restores key services in the market.

The MCA singled the poor state of sanitation, the broken down shade and smelly cracked and full toilets as key services that people pay taxes for.



"We are sitting on a time bomb. We expect cholera and other water borne diseases yet the Govenor is busy with a bogus Artificial Insemination program that is not important to my people" he said.

Hon Kilaa Decries Pathetic State Of Tseikuru Schools

By PATRICK KIMANZI, EDITOR

Tseikuru - Area MCA Hon Kilaa Kasina has decried the poor and pathetic state of schools in Tseikuru Ward.

The MCA is accused the KituiCounty Governor of marginalisation when she

rejected the  *40M* meant for ECDE classes in the area.
area. 

"Let it be known that Govenor Ngilu diverted the 40M meant for ECDE classrooms to the bogus Artificial Insemination program" said the Wiper MCA today at Kaningo Market.

Kilaa visited Mukauru Pry School during the
inspection tour of institutions, local media reported on Monday.

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Is Mulyungi A Prototype Of The Emerging 21st Century Politician

**OPONION**

Flamboyant, charismatic, unpredictable, high colour sheen, approachable, educated, global minded, unwavering courage, and a quick gait that leaves aides gasping for breath....add that to his spontaneous tantalising speeches that seem paint pictures - winning hearts and minds...

So is Architecture-turned-politician Gideon Mulyungi A Prototype Of The Emerging 21st Century Future Politicians. (Editor)

Here is Whay (Source WhatsApp)

Guys, take this or leave it, wacha ata Mulyungi against, Ngilu, Malombe and kiema, say Ngilu Vs Mulyungi, with Mulyungi carrying wiper Ticket, Mulyungi will carry the day. Never and i repeat never underestimate that big Kisithe guy.
 *Reasons*
🌶Just like Ngilu against Malombe and musila, he will enjoy youth voters votes at about 80%
🌶He is financially loaded, mwanosu ee twindo twake
🌶He has a gift of the garb, has an inciting tone, he loves rough language, a language very popular with modern day voter, his nick names, Nunu master, Kisithe kyaasa, Tsunami are very popular in Kitui County populace
🌶He is a master of goonism politics just like mama. They will play a level field mundu ku mundu goonism politics
⛔🌶Pray, just like musila, kalonzo does not give him the wiper Ticket, but if by chance apate, make no mistake, he is lethal politically
Yours
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Firebrand Kitui Sen Kiio Puts Looters Of Public Funds On Notice

BY OPIONION EDITOR

I am disturbed, in fact distressed, by the level of theft of public resources in the County Government of Kitui. We must confront this theft with everything we have but without malice. Where on earth would anyone pay Sh3.9m to transfer filing cabinets from one office to another? Those telling me to shut up are asking for too much from me. Sitakimya!! And I do not want ANYONE to tell me how to do my job. I have read and perfectly understood my constitutional role as the elected Senator of Kitui County.

Enoch Kiio Wambua,
Senator, Kitui County

Alex Maingi Launches Recruitment Of Professionals For Mwingi Central Ward MCA 2022 Bid

PATRICK KIMANZI, Editor MWINGI - Youthful Mwingi politician Alex Maingi is embarking on a series of meetings to recruit local professionals at the grassroot level for his upcoming Mwingi Central Ward MCA bid in 2022, COUNTY PRESS has learnt. "I am getting alot of requests on my WhatsApp group from people from all kinds of professionals including teachers to include them in Team Alex Mwingi Central Ward 2022. My recruitment drive, which has started in earnest targeting more professionals. It's going to be huge" Alex told COUNTYPRESS in Mwingi yesterday at Musila Gardens where he assisted the area MP Hon. Mulyungi 2019 bursaries. Alex Maingi, a trained Nurse and a prolific community volunteer has thrown his hat in the ring to vie for the Mwingi Central Ward MCA in 2022. "We need a fresh and youthful leadership in Kitui County Assembly. I bring on board my community leadership skills spanning 3 years. I am well versed with all problems afflicting the youth. Am reachable and mix with both the young and the old' added the aspirant. Meanwhile, the politician is set to release a blueprint of his Manifesto for Mwingi Central Ward 2022 soon.

Focus On Kitui County Corruption Kiio Tells Uhuru

UHURU SUPPORTED IN WAR AGAINST CORRUPTION

President Uhuru Kenyatta has identified runaway corruption as a threat to national security. I totally agree with the President. In fact I wish he could flag corruption as a national disaster and relentlessly pursue the culprits. On my part, I am ready to pay the price, including the ultimate price, as I confront outright theft of public resources in Kitui County.

Enoch Kiio Wambua,
Senator, Kitui County

Youthful Mwingi Central Ward Aspirant Alex Maingi Recruits Local Professionals For 2022

By PATRICK KIMANZI, Editor MWINGI - Youthful Mwingi politician Alex Maingi has embarked on a series of meetings to recruit local professionals as he eyes the Mwingi Central Ward MCA slot in 2022. "I am getting alot of requests on my WhatsApp group. My recruitment drive targets professionals. It's going to be huge" Alex told COUNTYPRESS in Mwingi yesterday. Meanwhile, the politician is set to release a blueprint of his Manifesto for Mwingi Central Ward soon.

Former maid disrupts Mutha MCA's meeting demanding child maintainance fee*

By COUNTY PRESS

KITUIMutha MCA Antony John on Saturday faced the humiliation of his wife when a woman he impregnated while still married disrupted his rally at Mutha market.

The girl who worked at Antony's home in Kitui as a maid stormed the meeting holding the baby sired by the MCA and screaming at the top of her voice.
The woman told the gathering that the Mheshmiwa had abandoned her immediately she gave birth and had refused to take care of the child.

She was in the company of the girl's mother who demanded citizen arrest of the randy MCA.

"Uuwii niwe uu, Ni Tony waitavisye mwiitu wakwa, uuuwiiiii" the elderly mother cried as Tony dropped the microphone in shock.
The crowd immediately got interested in the girl and her child with others walking away as the illegal meeting ended in disarray.

"Eva Eva? Mwanosu nake ekie maid ou Niki" questioned one resident as Tony attempted to flee.

He was immediately barred from boarding his vehicle and told to address the matter.
The former maid who is living in abject poverty and neglect said all she wanted was to have MCA Tony take care of the child.

"Hata anaweza kwenda nayeye kwa bibi yake, nimechoka aki" the girl cried.
It was immediately decided by a Kikao cha Wazee that Tony and the girl should meet at Mutomo police station on Monday and agree on the way forward.

The girl's mother said she will also report the matter to Fida so that the MCA can be compelled to take care of his wild seeds.
"Namunengie mwana wakwa atwae sukulu na athi kumutusya. Ndyitikila uuuwiiii" the woman cried some more

The girl told County Diary that while she worked as maid at Tony's home, he would force her to unprotected sex once his wife left for her job.

"Nyie mwa angatwaa na vinya namuetee kyai, aimbia nimuyo muno kuvita muka" the girl said shyly.

Ends!!!

MP Malili Tells Off Perennial Loser Mwangangi Irianga

By PATRICK KIMANZI Editor

*MWINGI* Mwingi North MP Eng. NNzengu Malili has told off Mwangangi 'Irianga' and termed the nondescript politician as a perennial loser.



"The guy is a joke.Where was he when we launched and constructed Tseikuru Technical Institute, or when we built police posts and put up brand new classrooms in more than 28 schools?" wondered the current Wiper MP.



Hon. Nzengu Malili, whose more than 22 sustainable projects including books, police posts and new classrooms have won hearts and minds of the people in Mwingi North, is set to issue CDF Bursaries worthy 27M with orphans getting a big share, his aide David Mwandikwa told the Press.

Fear God Or Perish Sen Kiio Tells Ngilu In An Open Letter

OPEN LETTER TO H.E. GOVERNOR CHARITY KALUKI
NGILU.


Transcript by PATRICK KIMANZI


Greetings Madam Governor. I am writing this open letter to you, hoping that you will find time and reason to not only read it, but act on it.
Madam Governor, the people of Kitui County have a right to reap the benefits of good leadership. That is why they elected their leaders, you included, on August 8, 2017.
And they expect that this leadership will be exercised at every level of representation.
Madam Governor, I plead with you to come alive to the fact that you are not the only elected leader in Kitui County. In the eyes of some people, the position of governor may not even be the most important elective office. Its importance notwithstanding, your office is simply but respectfully one of the many offices to which sons and daughters of Kitui have been elected
by the people of Kitui.
Madam Governor, you must respect other leaders if you expect them to respect you. You must fear God and desist from oozing lies about other leaders in church.
Madam Governor, by disrespecting God, the Bishops of AIC Kenya, pastors and the faithful in the manner that you did on Sunday December 6th, 2019 at AIC Kasina, you risk attracting God's wrath on our county. For an act like this, leaders who truly fear God would dress in
sackcloth as they fast and pray seeking forgiveness. I will stand in the gap for you and pray that God will forgive you and not visit His wrath on our county.
But Madam Governor, you must know that this year will be a completely different year in regard to the management and scrutiny of resources belonging to the people of Kitui County.
You can continue paying your supporters to heckle, insult or even rough up leaders who
disagree with you because that is probably the only brand of politics you understand. It may be difficult to even try to teach you new and progressive leadership skills of consultation and consensus in the management of public affairs in the new age. But the people of Kitui shall
not be the ones to pay the price for your inability and/or unwillingness to pursue good governance.
The theft of public resources by top officials in your government must stop and
the culprits must take full responsibility for economic crimes.
Madam Governor, you must take full political responsibility for presiding over arguably one of the most corrupt county governments in Kenya. All elected leaders, the church, the business community, professionals and the good people of Kitui will demand transparent use
This letter is written in good faith, without malice or prejudice. This letter is written in the best interest of the people of Kitui County who elected me to represent them in the Senate and to oversight your government.


Enoch Kiio Wambua,
Senator, Kitui County.
C.C.
Deputy Governor (Kitui County)
County Secretary (Kitui County)

OPEN LETTER Fear God Or Perish Sen Kiio Tells Ngilu

OPEN LETTER TO H.E. GOVERNOR CHARITY KALUKI
NGILU.


Transcript by PATRICK KIMANZI

Greetings Madam Governor. I am writing this open letter to you, hoping that you will find time and reason to not only read it, but act on it.
Madam Governor, the people of Kitui County have a right to reap the benefits of good leadership. That is why they elected their leaders, you included, on August 8, 2017.

And they expect that this leadership will be exercised at every level of representation.
Madam Governor, I plead with you to come alive to the fact that you are not the only elected leader in Kitui County. In the eyes of some people, the position of governor may not even be the most important elective office. Its importance notwithstanding, your office is simply but respectfully one of the many offices to which sons and daughters of Kitui have been elected
by the people of Kitui.

Madam Governor, you must respect other leaders if you expect them to respect you. You must fear God and desist from oozing lies about other leaders in church.
Madam Governor, by disrespecting God, the Bishops of AIC Kenya, pastors and the faithful in the manner that you did on Sunday December 6th, 2019 at AIC Kasina, you risk attracting God's wrath on our county. For an act like this, leaders who truly fear God would dress in
sackcloth as they fast and pray seeking forgiveness. I will stand in the gap for you and pray that God will forgive you and not visit His wrath on our county.
But Madam Governor, you must know that this year will be a completely different year in regard to the management and scrutiny of resources belonging to the people of Kitui County.
You can continue paying your supporters to heckle, insult or even rough up leaders who
disagree with you because that is probably the only brand of politics you understand. It may be difficult to even try to teach you new and progressive leadership skills of consultation and consensus in the management of public affairs in the new age. But the people of Kitui shall
not be the ones to pay the price for your inability and/or unwillingness to pursue good governance.

The theft of public resources by top officials in your government must stop and
the culprits must take full responsibility for economic crimes.
Madam Governor, you must take full political responsibility for presiding over arguably one of the most corrupt county governments in Kenya. All elected leaders, the church, the business community, professionals and the good people of Kitui will demand transparent use
This letter is written in good faith, without malice or prejudice. This letter is written in the best interest of the people of Kitui County who elected me to represent them in the Senate and to oversight your government.


Enoch Kiio Wambua,
Senator, Kitui County.
C.C.
Deputy Governor (Kitui County)
County Secretary (Kitui County)

30M For Mwingi North Bursaries As MP Earmarks Needy Students

BY PATRICK KIMANZI

MWINGI After carrying an exercise of fact finding on the vulnerability of the students who scored 300 marks and above, I, as the member of parliament for Mwingi North, in consultation with my committee of the NG-CDF, have decided the following:-



1. Almost all the students who scored those marks are needy except about 30 cases. After a bit of filtering a total of 527 students have been found particularly needy and deserve to be supported to join form 1 in 2019. Out of this 133 are either orphaned or single parented or half orphaned.
2. All the 133 special group category will each get 11,000 and the remaining 394 will get 9500 each. The parents and the guardians are expected to augment the bursary so that the students can have a smooth stay in the various schools. This will be a total of 5,206,000 that will be deducted from the 30,000,000 that I had earmarked for bursaries for 2018/2019 leaving approximately 25,000,000 that will be shared through a public participation exercise as we did last year.
3. That these beneficiaries will not be discriminated during the public participation and are eligible for further bursary award as this is considered as a token of appreciation for the efforts they made in the class 8 examinations. As a matter of fact this is a gift from myself to tell them kudos for their work well done.
4. Because we have not received any disbursement from the treasury for 2018/2019, the cheques will not be ready in the immediate and even if we had the money the process of writing the cheques would take time. I that case I have written letters of commitment to the various institutions which can be collected from my constituency office in Kyuso.

For the other possible beneficiaries that will be determined by the public participation I have written letters to all principals in Mwingi North and other neighboring secondary schools to exercise patience till we distribute the bursary funds

Kindly pass on this information to all the concerned parents and students

Signed by:
Hon. Eng Paul M Nzengu (Malili)

COUNTY PROFILE: Gospel Artiste Benson Musyimi Appeals To Mulyungi To Aid Studio Fees

By PATRICK KIMANZI Editor

MWINGI An upcoming gospel artiste Benson Musyimi is appealing to Mwingi Central MP Hon Gideon Mulyungi to aid him record his gospel album.



" I heard through the grapevine that the benevolent Wiper MP usually assists youths and uplifts talents in our constituency and that's why I have come out publicly to appeal for his help to aid me record my gospel 19 songs album" he said speaking to MPPRESS yesterday.

Benson who ails from Nguni Ward, is a former student at Kivaa High School, Kindaruma and has a collection of 19 powerful gospel hits that he needs to record.

"Since my days in primary school and High School i have been active music, drama and dancing competitions. I am also good in writing stories and in acting" added Ben

University and College Students Reprieve From MP Nguna Bursaries

By COUNTYPRESS

MWINGI University and college students in Mwingi West are set to reap a big chunk of Mwingi West Constituency bursaries this year, MP Ngusya CNN Nguna has said.



"More than 10,000 students will benefit. Our biggest beneficiaries will be University and College students where each got Ksh 10,000 while while the lowest benefited with Ksh 7,000" said the Wiper MP.



According to statistics available from his CDF office, the MP has earmarked 12.5 M for Universities while Secondary schools will benefit from 20.5M from his CDF kitty this January 2019.

13,000 Students Reprieve As Mulyungi Gives 2019 Bursaries

By COUNTYPRESS KENYA

MWINGI, KITUI All 13,000 learners in Mwingi Central Constituency, Kitui County who applied for Hon. Gideon Mulyungi Bursaries in 2018 will be given their respective cheques this January 2019.



MP Manifesto on Education Upgrades

" As Hon Mulyungi continues ratcheting up his noble and escalated Strategic Plan & Development Manifesto, with his ever strident clarion call towards scaling up Educational Bursaries in Mwingi Central Constituency, we call on all schools, all parents including all students who applied for the MP bursaries in 2018 to brace themselves for a whirlwind distribution of bursaries by Our Dear Leader" said Patrick Kimanzi speaking to local reporters in Mwingi.


13,000 Students Applied in 2018

A trending WhatsApp post available to online groups posted today showed an illustration depicting 13,000 beneficiaries juxtaposed with an image of the MP and a bold New Year 2019 above the illustrated photos.